all about me

* CLASSIFIED INFORMATION *

* please only read if you are nice and think i'm cool *
* ! if you're mean and do not think i am cool turn away now ! *

	name	Alexis "A" Bee
	race	halfling tiefling fairy goblin
	class	bard by day, rogue at night, berserker on the weekends
	alignment	chaotic good* *neutral if you're nasty
	description	purely etherial, non-physical cloud of cosmic dust with one head, at least two arms, blue hair, blonde eyes, shimmering lovely wings that are also glittery and change colors in the moonlight, a long and beautiful tail*, dresses in all neon clothing that glows in a blacklight which looks really cool but makes sneaking around in the club very tricky (worth it), talks in barely a whisper unless i have something important to say** *note: please compliment me on my tail **note: i never have anything important to say

	strengths	tying knots, untying knots, re-tying knots
	weakenesses	swords, axes, being killed or attacked with swords or axes
	likes	having a nice time, fun activities, pondering my orb
	dislikes	being killed or attacked with swords or axes
	special skills	super speed, super need(y), bumblebee husbandry
	quirks	just a rascally devil through and through
	🛇 do NOT interact 🛇	fart heads, dinguses, hamblecramps, cramdonkos, goomboos, trapezoidal rhomboids, J*mes Fr*nco

	diagnoses	generalized anxiety, localized anxiety, gas, restful leg syndrome, arthritis, arthleftis, chronic lazy gizzard disorder, allergic to shellfish bones, dirt belly, canine hip dysplasia, and, of course, puff knuckle
	name and contact info of my arch-nemesis	██████ ████████ █████ ██████████ ████ ███████, █████, ██ (█████) ██-████
	my deepest darkest secret	I do not like bananas the texture is yucky pretty please do not tell anyone or use this against me it is a secret
	loot dropped on defeat	hair ties, hair clips, loose hair, an empty color-coded pill organizer, a half-eaten breakfast sandwich, a velvet satchel of various crumbs, one rainbow shoelace that looks like it's seen some shit
	pin #	8008135